Most overheard cellphone conversations are quite boring, but sometimes you hear a real nugget…
Overheard in the American Airlines terminal at LaGuardia, 7:15 AM:
Yeah, I’m in line waiting to get on the plane. Hey, next time you ask me to carry a gift for you, make sure it doesn’t have any blades in it!
Perhaps they should bring back the two questions to remind people of what they should and should not be carrying