What’s the point of picnics? by Jay Rayner:
After “Please come to my superhero-themed fancy dress wedding” the most distressing leisure time proposition in the English language has to be: “Fancy a lovely picnic?” No, I don’t. Picnics are never lovely. Picnics are where lunch goes to die.
For the record, I think picnics are lovely, but this was too funny not to repost.
via Simon Brunning