Until I saw this:
Pizza Fork and Cutter
Slice and eat with the same utensil! This time-saver cuts through pizza crust, forking up bites and delivering them right to your mouth! Great for pancakes and waffles too. Stainless steel; dishwasher safe. 8 1/2″L x 2″W.
While this might be a time saver, nothing beats the “fold hold” for speedy pizza consumption.