From McSweeney’s: Security Questions for Single, Childless People.

Here are a few of my favorites:

  • What is the name of the town you got the hell out of when you graduated from high school?
  • What is the color of the fur of the cat who will be the first one to start chewing on your leg after you die alone at home and leave all of your pets without any food or water for days?
  • In one word, sum up your most depressing New Year’s Eve. (Examples: “Measles.” “Robocop.”)

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